Every episode from all 12 seasons of the American sitcom.
Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house on
the beach but his casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his
tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce,
and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him.
Season 1 episodes are: 'Pilot', 'Big Flappy Bastards', 'Go East
On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell', 'If I Can't Write
My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap', 'The Last Thing You
Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump', 'Did You Check With the Captain
of the Flying Monkeys?', 'If They Do Go Either Way, They're
Usually Fake', 'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a
Snoot-ful', 'Phase One, Complete', 'Merry Thanksgiving', 'Alan
Harper, Frontier Chiropractor', 'Camel Filters and Pheromones',
'Sarah Like Puny Alan', 'I Can't Afford Hyenas', 'Round One to
the Crazy Hot Chick', 'That Was Saliva, Alan', 'Ate the
Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats', 'An Old Flame With a New Wick', 'I
Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You', 'Hey, I Can
Pee Outside in the Dark', 'No Sniffing, No Wowing', 'My Doctor
Has a Cow Puppet', 'Just Like Buffalo' and 'Can You Feel My
Finger?'. Season 2 episodes are: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy
Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra',
'Bad News from the Clinic', 'The Price of y Gums Is Eternal
Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana',
'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The
Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A
Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With
Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human
With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, a Hernia Exam!', 'It Was Mame,
Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a
Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose
Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does
This Smell Funny To You?'. Season 3 episodes are: 'Weekend in
Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts', 'Principal Gallagher's
Lesbian Lover', 'Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark', 'Your Dismissive
Attitude Toward Boobs', 'We Called It Mr. Pinky', 'Hi, Mr. Horned
One', ' Tight, Puddin' Pop', 'That Voodoo That I Do Do',
'Madame and Her Special Friend', 'Something Salted and Twisted',
'Santa's Village of the Damned', 'That Special Tug', 'Humiliation
Is a Visual Medium', 'Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded', 'My
Tongue Is Meat', 'Ergo, the Booty Call', 'The Unfortunate Little
Schnauser', 'The Spit-Covered Cobbler', 'Golly Moses, She's a
Muffin', 'Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro', 'And the Plot
Moistens', 'Just Once With Aunt Sophie', 'Arguments for the
Quickie' and 'That Pistol-Packin' Herhrodite'. Season 4
episodes are: 'Working for Caligula', 'Who's Vod Kanockers?',
'The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress', 'A Pot Smoking Monkey', 'A Live
Woman of Proven Fertility', 'Apologies for the Frivolity',
'Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head', 'Release the Dogs',
'Corey's Been Dead for an Hour', 'Kissing Abraham Lincoln',
'Walnuts and Demerol', 'Castrating Sheep in Montana', 'Don't
Worry, Speed Racer', 'That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami', 'My
Damn Stalker', 'Young People Have Phlegm Too', 'I Merely Slept
With a Commie', 'It Never Rains in Hooterville', 'Smooth As a Ken
Doll', 'Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot', 'Tucked, Taped and
Gorgeous', 'Mr. McGlue's Feedbag', 'Anteaters. They're Just
Crazy-Lookin'' and 'Prostitutes and Gelato'. Season 5 episodes
are: 'Large Birds, Spiders and Mom', 'Media Room Slash Dungeon',
'Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo', 'City of Great Racks', 'Putting Swim
Fins On a Cat', 'Help Daddy Find His Toenail', 'The Leather Gear
Is in the Guest Room', 'Is There a Mrs. Waffles?', 'Shoes, Hats,
Pickle Jar Lids', 'Kinda Like Necrophilia', 'Meander to Your
Dander', 'A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh', 'The Soil Is
Moist', 'Winky-Dink Time', 'Rough Night in Hump Junction', 'Look
at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty', 'Fish in a Drawer', 'If My Hole Could
Talk' and 'Waiting for the Right Snapper'. Season 6 episodes are:
'Taterhead Is Our Love Child', 'Pie Hole, ', 'Damn You, Eggs
Benedict', 'The Flavin' and the Mavin'', 'A Jock Strap in Hell',
'It's Always Nazi Week', 'Best H.O. Money Can Buy', 'Pinocchio's
Mouth', 'The Mooch at the Boo', 'He Smelled the Ham, He Got
Excited', 'The Devil's Lube', 'Thank God for Scoliosis', 'I Think
You Offended Don', 'David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie', 'I'd
Like to Start With the Cat', 'She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime',
'The 'Ocu' Or the 'Pado'?', 'My Son's Enormous Head', 'The Two
Finger Rule', 'Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau', 'Above Exalted
Cyclops', 'Sir Lancelot's Litter Box', 'Good Morning, Mrs.
Butterworth' and 'Baseball Was Better With Steroids'. Season 7
episodes are: '818-jklpuzo', 'Whipped Unto the Third Generation',
'Mmm, Fish. Yum.', ' Tester, Horse Inseminator', 'For the
Sake of the Child', 'Give Me Your Thumb', 'Untainted By Filth',
'Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.', 'Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair',
'That's Why They Call It Ball Room', 'Warning, It's Dirty', 'Fart
Jokes, Pie and Celeste', 'Yay, No Polyps', 'Crude and Uncalled
For', 'Aye, Aye, Captain', 'Tinkle Like a Princess', 'I Found
Your Moustache', 'Ixnay On the Oggie Day', 'Keith Moon Is
Vomiting in His Grave', 'I Called Him Magoo', 'Gumby With a
Pokey' and 'This Is Not Gonna End Well'. Season 8 episodes are:
'Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud', 'A Bottle of Wine and a
Jackhammer', 'A Pudding-Filled Cactus', 'Hookers, Hookers,
Hookers', 'The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel', 'Twanging Your Magic
Cleaner', 'The Crazy Bitch Gazette', 'Springtime On a Stick', 'A
Good Time in Central Africa', 'Ow, Ow, Don't Stop', 'Dead from
the Waist Down', 'Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead', 'Skunk,
Dog, Crap and Ketchup', 'Lookin' for Japanese Subs', 'Three
Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak' and 'That Darn Priest'. Season
9 episodes are: 'Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt', 'People Who
Love Peepholes', 'Big Girls Don't Throw Food', 'Nice Magic
Fingers', 'A Giant Cat Holding a Churro', 'The Squat and the
Hover', 'Those Fancy Japanese Toilets', 'Thank You for the
Intercourse', 'Frodo's Heads', 'A Fish Full of Glass
Eyes', 'What a Lovely Landing Strip', 'One False Move,
Zimbabwe!', 'Slowly and in a Circular Fashion', 'A Possum On
Chemo', 'The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack', 'Sips, Sonnets and
Sodomy', 'Not in My Mouth!', 'The War Against Gingivitis',
'Palmdale, Ech', 'Grandma's Pie', 'Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'', 'Why We
Gave Up Women', 'The Straw in My Donut Hole' and 'Oh Look!
Al-Qaeda!'. Season 10 episodes are: 'I Changed My Mind About the
Milk', 'A Big Bag of Dog', 'Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt',
'You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For', 'That's Not What They
Call It in Amsterdam', 'Ferrets, Attack', 'Avoid the Chinese
Mustard', 'Something My Gynecologist Said', 'I Scream When I
Pee', 'One Nut Johnson', 'Give Santa a Tail-Hole', 'Welcome to
Alancrest', 'Grab a Feather and Get in Line', 'Run, Steven
Staven! Run!', 'Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It', 'Advantage -
, Flying Baby', 'Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries', 'The
9:04 from Pemberton', 'Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon',
'Bazinga! That's from a TV Show', 'Another Night With Neil
Diamond', 'My Bodacious Vidalia' and 'Cows, Prepare to Be
Tipped'. Season 11 episodes are: 'Nangnangnangnang', 'I Think I
Banged Lucille Ball', 'This Unblessed Biscuit', 'Clank, Clank,
Drunken Skank', 'Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003',
'Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants', 'Some Kind of Lesbian
Zombie', 'Mr.Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.', 'Numero Uno
Accidente Lawyer', 'On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer',
'Tazed in the Lady Nuts', 'Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.',
'Bite Me, Supreme Court', 'Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe',
'Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin', 'How to Get Rid of Alan
Harper', 'Welcome Home, Jake', 'West Side Story', 'Lan Mao Shi
Zai Wuding Shang', 'Lotta Delis in Little Armenia', 'Dial
1-900-Mix-A-Lot' and 'Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead'. Season 12
episodes are: 'The Ol' Mexican Spinach', 'A Chic Bar in Ibiza',
'Glamping in a Yurt', 'Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight',
'Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.', 'Alan a Little Girl', 'Sex With an
Animated Ed Asner', 'Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey', 'Bouncy,
Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey', 'Here I Come, Pants!', 'For Whom the
Booty Calls', 'A -Battered Rip-Off', 'Boompa Loved His
Hookers', 'Don't Give a Monkey a ' and 'Of Course He's Dead'.