Ring of Fire - After Curry Wipes

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Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will act as the fire extinguisher to your extreme curry feasts! You know how it is - you're sat round a table at the Sheesh Mahal with your mates and fancy challenging yourself to order the most flaming meal on the menu! 'I'll be alright' you reassure yourself ordering a jug of water and having a mini fan on hand to cool the burning sweat running down your brow as you munch through the maddeningly spicy entrée… You may be lucky and escape explosive diahorrea (so disgusting that Microsoft word won't even recognise it!) but for those of us that'll struggle gripping the bathroom tiles in sheer desperation and ruining your best M & S underwear, we present you with the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes! Prevention vs. Cure? Curry vs. No Curry? No question about it! About the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes * The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes is a circular container packed with 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipe toilet tissues just perfect for those hot spicy encounters! * The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are made from purified water, aloe vera gel, E acetate, propylene, glycol, propylaparaben, methylparaben, PHMB, EDTA & fragrance - if you're ic to any of these, please do not use the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes * The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes come in a handy flame-designed circular container which measures approximately 20 cm x 7.5 cm * The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are suitable for hot flaming curry eaters that need a helping hand in hasty hygiene! The Ring of Fire may sound like some kind of flaming hot wrestling move, but don't be fooled! It is actually a circular container that'll free you from sticky situations - literally! Not quite sure what we're on about? Want us to spell it out in...